Because of the nature of my job, I need something to occupy my mind whilst my hands work. So I’ve decided to listen to every Roosterteeth podcast. I got into them late so hopefully this’ll reveal why Geoff is no longer featured on them now.
If you’re an optimist, there are many things you can do; all dependent on a separate talent… And one of them’s bound to be ideal for you. But if you’re a pessimist, it’s all the same thing, dependent on that one thing you don’t have. In all cases, it’s art, the one thing you need if you are a pessimist.
So is he the litter picker, his he the rain of winter? Is he the deed bringer, is it him or me that the bounty’s from? Dead to the Sun, he doesn’t know that he’s blind. A bigger chair to sit on, so he can fake trying to find. Whatever it is he’s looking for. The letter’s too big for the post box. His whole universe will shake before he finds the pen to connect the dots. He’ll never see the full picture. About how I’ve got him on a leash. He can’t read the truth in the literature. And he can’t feel it as I control his hands and feet. Some say I should thank him. He’s the reason we exist. But I can’t applaud phantoms. ‘Cos hearing his thoughts makes me feel sick. Wishful thinking of the poor tramp. He only wants enough money in his cup to buy a lamp… I’m no genie, I never passed training camp. (It’s raining in my cup and the shrapnel just poured to my lap.) Fork out colours onto an eyelid canvas. The eyeball swivels in the light, the pupil still tanning. The stem still standing, he can still see. But those veins gripping his sclera are about to bleed. Water the five at the dinner table with your mint lamp. Only three wishes though as the genie elapsed and evolved. Withhold two friends, get a new lense. Stamp the package of the drug. Love it’s hug that’s tense.
Hey there little doggy, catch this stick. Lick the water bowl dry, and I’ll tell you a story of sunrise. The story of sunrise, was light met by everyone’s eyes, at the time. The time was morning, and only a million became blind. A million of us, with no computers or supermarkets. Bored and hungry with barely any tools, but not fools so we targeted, wolves. Yeah, you were there too. Bigger built, and would steal our food. Our palms were nothing against your paws, but we did have mental pursuit. So our legs ran. And our arms carried. A puppy to live for us. And preserve our families. So with you, we took over the world. To now were we have dinner and home, including you. But your fathers’ still out there, we didn’t save you. And you’ve been served a lot better than most of us. And you’ve missed out on growth, and we’ve manipulated foreign trust. You can’t give consent, but if we let you go, what a Hell you’ll be sent to. You can see outside our window that these buildings look like all there is. And to a certain extent, you’re right But I still, in the end, have no idea what you’re thinking. Who in their right mind would wait this long to kill the one who holds the lead? Perhaps, the worst has come true: that you love us. We’re your pack, and for some reason you… Dont want to be free.
You just know that the next episode of Oreimo won’t have the refered incest scenario. Don’t fall for it. Kirino will probably use Kyousuke as a fake boyfriend to show up some new stranger who’ll be in the show for that episode and that episode only. The only story present is Kirino and Kuroneko growing up to be more nice and open minded, that and the several love triangles between the girls and Kyousuke.
I manned the unofficial ‘The Uncluded’ page on Facebook before their official one was created: https://www.facebook.com/The.Unofficial.Uncluded
I uploaded Kimya Dawson’s song ‘Miami Advice’, featuring Aesop Rock, to YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIhO5WoZe6s
And the Uncluded’s song ‘Bats’: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x90x3cLjapc
And Atmosphere’s song ‘Someday Soon’: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACkmOAImn1c
And Slug’s ‘A Poop Story’ skit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A27Dpa5CZHg
And Sage Francis’ ‘Mothers’ Day Rap’: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q8U-4KhafY
Occasionally an official has commented or messaged me about these videos…
Sage asking me to put links in the description, a random reply by Rhymesayers to someone who commented on ‘Bats’, Kimya linked ‘Miami Advice’ to her Tumblr blog; and commented on it giving me the lyrics, I was asked by someone who worked at Rhymesayers to edit the information on my Uncluded Facebook page. Also, one time, Scroobius Pip messaged me when asked about merchandise.
Been uploading Face Candy and Carbon Carousel lyrics to RapGenius.com lately.
Okay so. Here we are, 5000+ followers.
If you follow me you already know I like to keep things short and sweet sooooo, hey there thank you for putting up with my abuse for whatever amount of time you’ve been following me. That’s it. That’s all I have to say. I know you’re here for the buttons so let’s get this going.
- I’m giving away a set of 7 buttons.
- Plus two with whatever you want on them!
- All Rooster Teeth but the Creeper one.
- I do not sell these or make any profit out of them!! I just make them for fun, and you can purchase most of these in t-shirt form or you can look at Rooster Teeth’s own buttons. Store here. (plus they have a bunch of other cool shit)
- You also get to pick two characters and get a set of drawings like these [x] [x]. (optional, less work for me if you’re not interested in art.)
Okay that’s all but here are some rules I guess
- You don’t have to be following me BUT I will throw in another set (4 not shown here) of Rooster Teeth buttons if you are, plus one extra custom one.
- ONE reblog and ONE like, I don’t see it if you do it multiple times.
- No side blogs, I’ll check if you win.
- I’ll ship anywhere.
- You need to give me your address, etc etc, reply to me within 48 hours, blah blah blah you get the drill.
- This ends May 16th. That’s a month. Goes by pretty fast okay.
Okay that’s really all thanks for sticking around as I get less funny day by day.
So it turns out, I’ve been missing you for never. Your eyes, your smile, and your angry imperfections. Letter through someone else’s mailbox, he told me to read. Taught me to breath something, that I don’t know what. Shoved into the corner, lashings of myself. Screaming until I gave up touching the felt. And I fall asleep, bleak yawns in between her speaking dawn. Then I found myself thrown from the place I was born. Grass between my metal feet, soon assuming my suit’s torn. But I still searched, for you in the clouds. You weren’t yourself when I heard your sound… Fighting yourself, chasing hatred. Faced with an answer but traded fate it’s A tragedy, it really is. I searched for what remained of you in this place. A part of you was taken. The monster payed the price and so did I. Just before I took my space. So here you are in my thoughts, they’re as close to mine they can be. I just need to say three words, them I’ll stop following you and instead start following me. I forget you.
So it turns out, I’ve been missing you for never. Your eyes, your smile, and your angry imperfections. Letter through someone else’s mailbox, he told me to read. Taught me to breath something, that I don’t know what. Shoved into the corner, lashings of myself. Screaming until I gave up touching the felt. And I fall asleep, bleak yawns in between her speaking dawn. Then I found myself thrown from the place I was born. Grass between my metal feet, soon assuming my suit’s torn. But I still searched, for you in the clouds. You weren’t yourself when I heard your sound… Fighting yourself, chasing hatred. Faced with an answer but traded fate it’s A tragedy, it really is. I searched for what remained of you in this place. A part of you was taken. The monster payed the price and so did I. Just before I took my space. So here you are in my thoughts, they’re as close to mine they can be. I just need to say three words, them I’ll stop following you and instead start following me. I forget you.
There is no incest in Oreimo. You have to watch something to see if you like it, you can’t go around assuming you’re interests are in boxes, you, as everyone is, are more complex and deep than that. There’s just as much probability of incest in Oreimo as there is in any other anime that has a brother and sister who are trying to rekindle a broken sibling relationship.
Tex has AI, is hired by Blue Team.
Church is killed by tank, he then uses Lopez’ body; team repaints and changes language box.
Tex is killed by Donut, she loses AI.
AI then hijacks Caboose’s body; AI’s name is Omali.
Tucker calls for a medic to help Tex, Doc comes too late.
Red team takes Doc from Blue Team in surrender.
Red Team leaves Doc as outsider as he nearly killed Sarge with warthog.
Church’s legs don’t work so he leaves Lopez’s body so Lopez can fix them, but Lopez runs away.
The Reds attack the Blues and Lopez due to his painted armour. Lopez protects himself and returns to the Blues’ team in shame.
Lopez fixes Sheila and they both fall in love.
Tex then takes over Lopez’s body.
Tex announces to the Blues that Caboose has Omali.
Church and Tex goes into Caboose’s mind to kill Omali, leaving Lopez’s body.
The rest of Blue Team head to Red Base to get them to turn off their radios so Omali doesn’t escape.
Omali hijacks Doc.
Tex disappears and Church leaves Caboose’s mind.
Donut finds out about Omali, Doc is then captured by Blue team.
The Blues ask the Reds to make 2 robots for Church and Tex in exchange for Donut.
One robot contains a secret bomb, the other is a microphone.
Lopez and Sheila plan to take out the Blues at the same time the exchange is taking place.
At the exchange Omali injures Tucker and takes Lopez prisoner, he then escapes through the teleporter.
Both Red and Blue teams chase after him.
They leave Donut, Sheila, the spare robot and the injured Tucker behind.
Tex’s ghost hijacks the robot.
Through the teleporter the teams separate.
Caboose and Sarge are at Beaver Creek with two foreign armies at war.
Simmons is in Citrion.
Griff and Church are in Sidewinder, they become imprisoned by a foreign army.
Simmons uses his teleporter to teleport Caboose and Sage to Citrion.
Omali calls in a mercenary called Yoming to kill Tucker.
Tex hears of this and vows to protect him.
Simmons uses his teleporter to teleport him, Tex, Donut, Tucker, Caboose, and Sarge to Sidewinder.
Tex separates from the group and gets caught by Yoming.
The group fights Omali and Lopez. Simmons makes the teleporter teleport the two foreign armies that are after their flag, Simmons lies about the location of their flag and uses them to help fight Omali.
Lopez has a weather controlling power and uses this to set off Churches’ bomb, this causes the bomb to be even more powerful.
When the bomb goes off, everyone but Church is thrown 1000 years into the future, Church is instead thrown 1000 years into the past.
Lopez’s head becomes separated from his body in the blast.
Lopez, Doc/Omali, a Red Lemming, and Tex land in Valhalla.
The others, except Church, landed in a sand dune.
Tex calls those in the sand dune to tell them she’s found Omali, she gives them her location.
When they reach Valhalla Tex gives them a bomb, Omali, Lopez, and the Red Shrill have captured a desolate building, Tex says that the bomb’s to kill Omali.
The bomb is to heavy for everyone else so Caboose has carry it.
When trying to place the bomb in the base, Tucker finds a weird ancient key shaped like a sword, he uses it to kill the Red Shrill.
Caboose finds a computer that has a message from Church on it.
Caboose is titled “The Great Destroyer” by the computer in a conversation back with Church.
Church is 1,856 years in the past from those in Valhalla.
Church tells the AI computer, named Gary, to make a teleporter to Blood Gulch, Gary takes a long time to make it, so when the teleporter is ready, Church gets there just before Donut joins Red Team.
Church fails stopping key events occurring and once he sees Gary again, asks him to teleport him to Sidewinder.
He fails countless times and decides to just stand in front of the explosion.
He appears in Valhalla just before the bomb is supposed to go off.
Church tells Gary to turn the bomb off.
The Reds hear a distress signal from what sounds like another Red Shrill.
Caboose becomes friends with the bomb, as it suddenly talks; its name is Andy, it doesn’t like Gary.
Doc/Omali, when in hiding, built a squad of robots and are marching to battle from the beach.
The Reds retreat back to Blood Gulch.
Gary announces that “The Great Destroyer” is in Valhalla, an alien comes from nowhere.
Blue team befriends the alien.
Gary reveals that he was built by the alien’s race.
Andy translates the alien’s grunts and reveals that whoever first touched the key, has to complete an ancient alien prophecy, if he doesn’t, the alien vows to kill him.
Tex, Andy, Caboose, and the alien help Tucker with the quest.
Church returns to Blue Base back at Blood Gulch.
Yoming is waiting for Tucker at the end of the quest.
The alien is killed by Yoming.
Tex chases after Yoming whilst the rest leave for Blood Gulch.
When back in Blood Gulch, Tucker falls ill, the Blues call in Doc/Omali to help figure out what’s wrong with him, it turns out that the alien impregnated him.
The Reds steal Andy so they can listen to a Spanish message Command left inside Lopez.
Church and Sheila advances on the Reds to take Andy back.
The Reds retaliate by returning fire and calling for help from Command on their radios.
Omali uses this as a chance to use a new host.
Red’s command sends them a ship.
The ship lands on Donut.
Tucker gives birth to a baby alien, them passes into a coma, Doc keeps care of it.
Church attempts to call Vic from Command.
The ship’s door opens, Grif’s sister comes out.
Donut fell into a large cavern underneath Blood Gulch, he find two blue bodies.
Tucker wakes up and alerts the Blues that the Yellow armored person is a girl.
Grif’s sister was sent to Blue Team to level out the hierarchy that Flowers died on.
Red team buries Sarge as Sister is colorblind and thinks she’s with Blue Team, Sarge falls through to the cavern below.
Griff sends his sister to her real team.
Tex returns to Blue team, with guns blazing.
Tex is still searching for Omali.
Griff and Simmons heads to the cavern in search for Sarge.
Sage thinks he’s dead and in Hell.
In the underground cavern, Donut finds bodies, and then finds Sage.
Simmons calls Sarge on his radio for his location.
Sarge and Donut search for Griff and Simmons.
Church thinks that Sheila might be hijacked by Omali.
Griff and Simmons become drugged.
Sarge and Donut find Simmons and wake him up.
Griff was kidnapped when they were asleep.
Tex and Caboose work to find out what’s wrong with Sheila.
The Reds find Griff.
Omali is Omega, and was inside Sheila.
Tex turns Sheila off just before she revealed Omali’s location.
Tex reports that she’s heavily inoperable, so they transport Sheila to the ship’s AI slot.
Griff was kidnapped by an alien and Andy, they ask we’re the alien kid and the sword is.
The Reds decide to search for Andy in the cavern.
Tex reveals that she didn’t return to Blood Gulch because she found Yoming, and she thought she could track him to Omali with her freelance friend, York.
Another freelance friend of both Tex and York called Carolina was already dead by the time Tex reached York.
York’s AI is Delta.
Tex’s suit’s enhancement is invisibility, York’s is a healing mechanism.
Tex knocked out Yoming on her quest and read logs from his suit, but before she could interrogate him, he teleported away.
Tex thinks someone else teleported Yoming to safety, Yoming’s AI was Gamma.
Church calls Gary, as he concludes that he’s actually Gamma.
Gamma is with Yoming in Valhalla, they leave together.
Vic from Command calls Church straight after his call to Gamma.
Vic tells Blue Team to attack the Red Team at their base.
The Reds find computers in the cavern.
The computers show video footage of different parts of Blood Gulch.
The Reds see the Blues attacking their base, they then see that Blue base is empty.
Sheila wakes up and starts taking to Caboose.
Doc, the baby alien, and Sister find Lopez’s head in the caves they’re hiding in.
Sister can speak Spanish.
Sister tells Lopez, for Doc, that Omali’s gone.
Caboose radios Tex to tell her who Omali is, Sheila told Caboose that it’s the “blue leader”.
Sarge radios Vic, but Vic cuts him off.
Captain Butch Flowers returns with an alien, and Omali as his AI.
The message from command for the Blues to attack Red base was a setup by Yoming.
The Reds make their way back to Blood Gulch, in the caves around the bases they find Andy.
Andy says Flowers didn’t need him anymore to translate the alien.
Andy says that the alien they have is looking for the old one that was killed by Omali, and to do so he revived Flowers, then later Omali hijacked Flowers.
The Reds leave Andy and go to battle after their conversation.
Andy then notices Lopez nearby.
Yoming explains to Tex, Tucker, and Church that he’s there for the baby alien.
Church calls Caboose to discreetly help him out, but fails out.
The Reds plan to take their base back.
The tank is piloted by Gamma.
Tex becomes invisible
Caboose leaves Sheila in the ship and goes to help them from Yoming.
Tucker gets deja vu.
Omali knocks Tex out before she can do the same to him.
When heading to help, Caboose is shot down by Gamma in the tank.
Tucker and Church run from Yoming and Gamma.
Church shoots Yoming dead.
Time resets back to just before Caboose died.
Yoming and Gamma attack Church and Tucker, they successfully run away whilst alerting Tex that Yoming can see her.
Caboose gets killed by Yoming this time.
Tucker lies about knowing about Yoming’s time power.
Just after Yoming knocks out Tex, Tucker kills him with the sword.
When heading round the corner of the Red base, Church explains about when he created many copies of himself earlier, and that Yoming probably did the same.
Inside the Red base, there are 7 Yomings waiting.
Sister and Doc are at the computers in the caverns with the 2 adults aliens and Flowers.
Flowers is in the middle of a call to Vic.
They plan to steal Tucker’s sword and alien baby, and to give the baby the sword.
Tucker and Church run to Tex, Tucker tells them both to distract Yoming, whilst he takes care of Gamma in the tank.
Tucker then tells Caboose to distract Gamma.
Tucker plugs the tank into the ship and tells Sheila to constrict him behind a firewall.
The Reds decide to help the Blues by using their jeep.
With only one Yoming alive, Church questions him.
Tucker explains though, as he knows through the time playback.
The baby, with the sword artifact, will become a religious savoir for his alien race, thus completing the prophecy. Omali would then hijack the alien and then corrupt the religion to make the aliens do his bidding.
Tex then broadcasts on her radio to be bait for Omali.
The Humans are at war with the aliens to begin with.
To stop Tex from getting Omali, Church also does this.
The Red’s are annoyed their radio’s batteries are running down thanks to their broadcasts, Simmons has a go at them for doing this.
Omali accidentally chooses to hijack Simmons.
Tex kills the last Yoming.
Church tells all the Blues to turn on their radios, Caboose does.
Flowers can’t survive without an AI inhabitant to his armour, passes out.
Doc reveals that there’s a computer in the cavern, Church tells him to use the camera to look for Omali.
Tex knocks Church down and runs once she hears on the radio Simmons’ voice.
Church gets to the Reds, he tells them that Simmons is Omali.
Simmons climbs onto the jeep’s turret.
Tex knocks Simmons down.
Caboose radios Church, Omali hijacks Caboose again.
Tex leaves her robot body and jumps into Caboose’s had again.
Church tells Sarge to disable the ship if he fails to kill Omali.
Church jumps into Caboose’s mind too.
Sarge plans to blow up the ship without waiting, using Andy.
Church kills Omali and Tex.
Church returns.
Tex takes the sword, Lopez, and the baby alien to the ship that Andy’s on.
Omali then becomes Donut, but Tex knocks him out, Omali then jumps inside Sarge, Tex then knocks him out. Omali then jumps inside Griff. Griff goes to sleep, Omali then hijacks Doc again, then he jumps to Church, who acts unaffected.
Doc fixed up Flowers, but Flowers gets killed by Church.
Tex hits down Church, and Omali jumps into her.
Tex picks up Lopez and tells Sheila to leave.
On the ship is the baby alien and the adult alien.
Sarge orders Andy to detonate.
The ship disappears, then an explosion is seen seconds after.
The ship landed at another Red vs Blue war.
The people in the war were infected by Omali.
Washington encounted this before, his AI was Epsilon. Wash was shot in the back by freelancer South, York’s healing unit half him.
Wash is looking for revenge.
The Meta is something that steals AIs for itself; it’s most recent is Omali.
The Freelance boss tells Wash to go to Blood Gulch. As the people there are experienced with Omali.
Wash is at Blue base.
He finds Sister.
She says everyone’s gone and been transferred due to their base being obsolete.
Wash goes to Red base.
He finds Sarge and Lopez and asks about the gone soldiers.
Sarge tells him were Caboose is.
Wash goes to the Blue base where Caboose is now situated.
Wash takes Caboose with him to where Church is situated.
The officer in charge of were Caboose was situated is the Meta in disguise.
Church, Caboose, and Wash leave Church’s base; the Meta is spying on them.
The Meta creates a fake radio call from Command, telling the Reds to stop Wash.
Someone else is with the Meta and has a small green AI, they are following Wash.
Wash’s group is at the base were Tex’s ship crashed.
No ones aloud in.
To get in, Wash makes a distraction for the others.
The ship is damaged, but still contains Sheila.
Wash gets Sheila to play back audio logs from the crash.
Wash’s job is to rescue AIs in danger before Meta gets it.
Agent South is being attacked by the Meta.
Wash is on his way to her.
Wash’s group helps out South, the Meta can stop time.
The Meta steals agents’ suit abilities.
Souths’ AI is Delta.
Wash kills South as she’s unreliable at teamwork.
Epsilon was unstable, that’s why Wash no longer has it.
Caboose lets Delta inhabit his AI slot.
Delta refers to Alpha AI, who’s the most human of them all.
Wash says that Alpha’s nearly been caught by another AI.
Wash gets another beacon for agent Maine.
It’s revealed Meta is a freelancer, Maine.
Maine/ Meta is in Valhalla.
Carolina was implanted with 2 AIs at once.
Griff and Simmons were relocated to the same base.
They were about to be court marshalled when Sarge takes them to attack the Blues.
Whilst attacking the Meta, the Reds of Blood Gulch appear and attack them.
The Meta steals Delta from Caboose’s fallen body.
Whilst the Reds, Blues, and Wash fight, Meta disguises himself in Red.
The Meta then starts attacking them all.
Wash goes to help Caboose.
Once Wash starts attacking Meta retreats .
When Wash is busy calling his command, Church jumps into Caboose’s mind.
Delta left a memory in Caboose’s head
Wash finds out that Church is a ghost.
It turns out that receiving robot kits from Command is rare.
Wash reveals that Red vs Blue is practise for freelancers.
Wash plans that they all go to Command to find Alpha.
Church leaves behind Wash’s back to find Tex’s body.
Wash realises this and tells him Tex isn’t there.
They all go to Freelance HQ.
The Meta uses their Freelance vehicle to get in secretly.
Wash and Church go to were Alpha is based. The others stay in a side room.
Wash finds Epsilon in the storage facility.
When they’re both at Epsilon, Church gets weird flashes.
Project Freelancer was a desperate attempt of winning the war.
If they couldn’t copy an AI to create a new one, they’d split it.
When the AI went through the torture of being cloned, it would split it’s personality into fragments.
Delta is logic, Omega is rage, Gamma is deceit, Sigma is creativity, Epsilon is memory.
Sarge asks Simmons to delete all the Blues’ on the big computer. Making it seem as though they never existed.
Wash plans to take down the Director, who’s in charge of the Freelancer organization.
Wash says that after an AI first attempted to capture Alpha, it was moved somewhere noone would look.
Wash reveals that Church is Alpha.
By turning off a light, a radio call from what sounds like Tucker stars between him and Griff. Tucker says he’s found what he’s looking for, and that it’s in the sand, and also that he needs help.
Tex is the Director and Council’s favourite freelancer.
The alarm sounds and they leave with Epsilon.
Sage deletes the Blues from the computer.
The Meta fights the Freelancers the others use this as a decoy.
Church and Wash plan to use an EMP to shut the AIs down, rendering the Meta weak.
Wash tells the others to turn Epsilon over to the authority’s once somewhere safe.
Wash goes to the Director’s office, the Meta follows him.
Wash talks to the Councillor and Director.
The Director orders Meta to kill Wash.
The others lose Church’s robot body whilst driving away.
Church jumps into Meta whilst Wash activates the EMP.
The Reds eventually find bases for them and the Blues, the officials from the UNSC left them take it.
In the Blue base is Caboose and Epsilon.
The Director, now ex-Director, is Doctor Leonard Church.